Monthly Archives: September 2007

Baaah…..

Erastes – less than a pinch of charm- an ounce of satire- 2 heaped tablespoons of promiscuity Taste and serve (with a fine chianti ssss ssss ssss). ‘What is your personality recipe?’ at QuizGalaxy.com OMG why hadn’t I seen the … Continue reading

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Procastination as a Fine Art

I’ve been spending the day doing a post on homoerotic films over on Speak Its Name and then I was just doing nothing very much. But I found this:  11 Movies saved by Historical Accuracy  (or, “they would have sucked … Continue reading

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John, I’m only Homaging….

Further on from my post the other day regarding a book that had just been submitted for review on Speak Its Name.  I’ve read the novel in question now, and I had to spend 24 hours vacillating and deciding whether a review should be … Continue reading

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Oh dear lord – do you see how silly you look?

THIS is a prime example of why I dropped out of I mean to say, for god’s sake.  ICING WANK? *Mocks*

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The Wall/Homage – based on – how far is too far?

Hitting the wall with Junction X a little, partly because of plotting problems, but I think I see my way clear now, I think I was trying to make it a bigger book than it wants to be.  However was … Continue reading

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Breeches Ripper!

So, I’m listening to JUST A MINUTE on Radio Four (Talk for a subject on one minute without hestitation, deviation or repetition) and Julian Clary gets the subject “Bodice Rippers” and he says: “I’ve never actually read a Bodice Ripper, … Continue reading

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Sale!

Just heard from Alyson Books and my Titanic story “Lifeline” (frantic cold sex in a lifeboat) has been accepted for their “Cruising” anthology.  If you were a member of my Newsletter… you would have had a snippet, too…. Is Mean. … Continue reading

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Take what you can – give nothin’ back.

GIMME YOUR CARATS YOU DOGS!!!! T’is the best celebration of the year, me hearties. Tomorrow all the scurvy knaves with humour bypasses will be gripin’ and groanin’ about the scourge of the International Talk Like A Pirate Day but I … Continue reading

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Grumpity Grump Grump I’m sorry publishers but I’m getting a bit sick of this sort of thing —————————————————— URL: http://www.dandelionmagazine.ca/Est. Response Time: up to 7 months, only responds to submissions that are acceptedSubmissions: editors@dandelionmagazine.caORdANDelion Magazine Societyc/o Department of EnglishUniversity of … Continue reading

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Historical Writers Wanted

Now this wouldn’t do for me, as their submission details say they want WHOLESOME and they might have a problem with teh gay shaggage.  Not that that’s not wholesome, it’s just that word rather evokes teh fundamentalist stance to me. … Continue reading

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