GIMME YOUR CARATS YOU DOGS!!!!
T’is the best celebration of the year, me hearties. Tomorrow all the scurvy knaves with humour bypasses will be gripin’ and groanin’ about the scourge of the International Talk Like A Pirate Day but I be being celebratin’ this day for four years now, and I bain’t be stopping now. So shut yer yaps or feel the length of my snicker-snee.
Today I took a pirate flag to work.
The lawyer scum ignored the two buccaneers as they sailed around them, plunderin’ and lootin’. They little knew what dangerous rogues were cruisin’ in their legal waters.© Copyright 2007 Erastes, All rights Reserved. Written For: Erastes