God I’m dim.

I’m dimmer than a 2 watt bulb. Literally.

I’ve been waiting and waiting for Chiaroscuro’s rights to revert to me so I can publish with someone else, and I suddenly realised TODAY – 3 years later – that Aspen Mountain Press only have the DIGITAL RIGHTS. I could have published it as a print novel at any time.  *KILLS SELF*

You see?  1 watt bulb. If that.  Aren’t you glad someone is making these mistakes so you can learn by them?

This call for submissions is all kinds of Speshul.

Fiction should avoid the following phrases: "it just," or "it seems," or "It just seems," or "it seemed like," or "I just." Only two exclamation points are allowed per 8,000 words. 

All fiction will be critiqued and an explanation of acceptance or rejection will be provided. It is suggested that all writers submitting have at least taken a college level composition class within the last three years.

Only two exclamation points!   Oh Noes!  Damn!

“Oh no,” shrieked John. “There’s a massive wall of water coming towards us.”

“oh no,” screamed Alice.  “Run.”

“We are all going to die,” yelled John.

“I don’t want to die.” Alice cried.

That composition course shows doesn’t it?

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