This is almost too true to be funny. Have a good one, dear!
I just got an email from a publisher with their latest releases and I note that they are now listing what the endings are in the stories. e.g. HFN/HEA – please publishers do not do this. It’s bad enough that I know it’s going to end well because it’s a “romance” i really don’t need the sub-genre of ending spelled out to me too. GAH!!!
Plus the fact that they have other warnings on the stories “e.g. this story contains masturbation, bad language and gay sex” is there ANY POINT ME READING IT?
I should add, also that these are all short stories of about 4000 words. Head very much desk.