Monthly Archives: February 2011

When typos go BAD

Albert rubbed lineament into my calves. OED: LINEAMENT: A line; also, a delineation, diagram, outline, sketch; pl. outlines,   Albert’s a tattooing valet!!   More so, if anything, for I would wager that if his dinner chair were to swerve … Continue reading

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A Footman Called Carefully or writing: ur doin’ it rong

“Oh, you’ll probably find him perfect,” Myles said in an undertone, watching our attending footman, carefully and I thought to myself I reasoned to myself I vowed to myself SHEESH. next he’ll be picking things up with his fingers. Or … Continue reading

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Hello? And priceless prose.

My phone is broken. No idea what’s wrong with it, think it’s definitely dead, so having to use mobile. Hope dad doesn’t need me tonight—just rang him to tell him, but of course that just confuses him. Will go to … Continue reading

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Ambrose

I wanted Alex Pettyfer for Ambrose when he looked like this: Now he looks like THIS and I have only one question WAS I WRONG?  I DON’T THINK SO! Hurry up, Hollywood, don’t want him getting too much older. (He’d … Continue reading

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